Breaking News - Someone Robbed a Bank!

NOTE: This will be the first in a series called "Someone Robbed a Bank!"

WHERE: Liberty Bell Bank, West Main Street, near Rt. 73, Moorestown, NJ. You know, across from Rita's.

WHEN: 11:30 AM
yesterday morning - Monday, 12/15/08

WHAT: Undetermined amount of cash

HOW: Dude rolled in and walked up to the teller, pulled out a gun and just kind of laid it on the thing and presumably was like, "[looks at and motions to gun]", then fled the scene in his new grey compact Chevy, like a punk.

WHY: Because he's a bad guy?

So, like, do you know him? Is he your mail carrier? Does he play third for the Cleveland Indians? Was he on the cover of Disguise-Me-Not Digest? We really want to find him.

Why would he rob a bank? What a jerk. He's a white male and he's in his 30s. So if you know someone who robbed a bank recently, but he's 28 and you think he might have some Japanese in him, he's cool. She. She's cool. I know, I know, girls can be bank robbers too.

Dime this sucka out at (856) 914-3046 (Moorestown Police), or (973) 792-3000 (FBI's Newark office). Word.