Moore's Law shat the bed on this one.WHERE: TD Bank (formerly Commerce Bank) on Rt. 130 at Levitt Parkway in Willingboro
WHEN: Monday, 2/3/09, at 1:30 PM
WHAT: Undetermined amount of cash
HOW: Dude walked in, passed a note that presumably read "gimme valuable stuff" to the teller, who complied, then he left and drove off in his two-door silver Pontiac Grand-Am, like a punk.
WHY: Because he's a bad guy?
Joseph C. Bankrobber is in his mid-thirties to fifties, wears leather like he killed the cow and sports a thin mustache because his boyfriend likes it. He's just like you and me (white), except he wears pedophile glasses so he can see the kids better. We gotta catch this guy - he's too lame to be on our streets. My composite sketch shows just how creepy some people can look when you try to draw them that way. In full disclosure, I should say I added the pom-pom, cigarette and shifty eyes.
This is the first bank robbery in Burlington County in 2009. In 2007 there were three; 2008 - twenty-four. Even I with my degree in Multiples of Three know that's a bad trend. Call the Willingboro police at (609) 877-3003 if you're familiar with this kook. No questions will be asked except "wait, why are you familiar with this kook?"
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oh snap! I think Tim's got competition in the professional illustration department!
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